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This is the best worst dates edited message thread from a dating site man/woman conversation

This is the best worst dates edited message thread from a dating site man/woman conversation

Him ” I have booked the Albert Hall for one day to audition all my dates…..

Him “A photo doesn’t reveal if you’ve had bath over the last few weeks. many women post makeover photos or photos that are 20 years old. That’s so silly. We are what we are today ( or last week) and not what we used to be when Neil Armstrong landed on the moon!”

Her: Are you around to meet up over the weekend?
Him: whats innit for me?
would you chuck in a Mars bar?
Is that a yes then?
I still have a slot at 11am . Whadjathink?

Him: A Bronze level date entitles you to 59minutes of sparkling conversation and FREE coffee.
A Silver level date entitles you to75 minutes of sparkling AND scintillating conversation with a FREE coffee AND cake.
A Gold date entitles you to 90 minutes of sparkling, scinitillation and exhilaratingconversation, a FREE coffee and cake and an optional grope in the toilets of the refreshment establishment.
A Platinum date- I’ll book a Hotel room
Take your pick xx